AUG Q SportAUGWhite upper and dark navy lower, split by red shards that scatter along the stock and the handguard. Small red and white markings sit near…DDHE
MAC-10 Steel DragonMAC-10Dark steel covered in fine silver engraving, with turquoise parts breaking it up: the trigger guard, the front sight, the wire stock and a…DDHE1
P90 FusionP90White plating with sharp cut lines gives the gun a machined look, and a long orange strip glows along the top of the shell like a heating…DDHE
Dancing GSG-9ChickensA GSG-9 counter-terrorist doing the dance that was everywhere in 2012, in the middle of the market. 1370 polygons across 30 bones with…MR2 authors
Glock-18 BonesGlock-18Yellow and black split the pistol lengthwise: the top of the slide stays black with a grey print of machined parts along it, while the…DDHE1
MP5 SpookyMP5 NavyDeep blue over the whole submachine gun, with cyan flames licking up the receiver and white graffiti lettering sprayed across the handguard…NNeo13371
FAMAS Eye of AthenaFAMASA dense hand-drawn print covers every surface: red, teal, orange and acid yellow ornament packed edge to edge, with rosette medallions on…NNeo1337
Dual Glock-18Dual BerettasA pair of Glock pistols replaces the Berettas. The frames are moulded in flat sand-brown plastic with a chequered panel on the grip and the…2
XM1014 FlameXM1014Black metal with fire painted into it. A wide orange and yellow flame licks up the side of the receiver above the trigger, a smaller tongue…1
P228 GoldenP228The slide turns pale gold with the milled serrations left visible along its rear half, while the frame, the trigger guard and the grip stay…2
Five-SeveN Swiss Army KnifeFive-SeveNDark olive green covers the slide and the frame, worn thin along the edges so lighter metal shows at the corners of the ejection port and…DDHE1
Dual Finger GunsDual BerettasThere is no weapon in the frame at all. Both hands are wrapped in black gloves that cover the back of the hand and the wrist, with the…
Samsung Galaxy Note 7C4 BombThe phone Samsung recalled in 2016 after its batteries caught fire, and then banned from aircraft — which is the whole joke of handing it…AAlfa13372
P90 Frontside MistyP90Turquoise and white cover the whole gun, with black scribbled outlines in a snowboard-sticker manner across the magazine cover and the grip…OOLAF
MAC-10 SpitfireMAC-10Nose art borrowed from a fighter plane: a toothy mouth with red gums runs along the front of the receiver and an eye is painted just behind…1
TrollfaceTerroristsNo render of this model was available, so its look is left undescribed here rather than guessed at. The name points at Trollface, the…4
Red CamouflageCounter-TerroristsAn operator in near-black kit with dark red accents: a smooth helmet with goggles pushed onto it, a neck gaiter pulled over the mouth, and…2
Five-SeveN Son of SandsFive-SeveNThe idle frame catches the pistol from directly behind, so most of what shows is the rear of the slide and the back plate, both matte black…2
AUG Power MonkeyAUGAn orange dragon coils along the body over a pale blue and white ground, its head near the grip and the tail running back along the stock.…2
MP5 Silencer ARESMP5 NavyA rebuilt weapon rather than a repaint: a top rail runs the length of the receiver, the handguard is squared off, and a bright silver tube…LLycanth2
Galil TiiptreeGalilWhite and dark grey plating with red trim: the side plate and the stock are split into angular white panels, the receiver top and the grip…DDHE3
