Def_one C4 in BlackC4 BombDef_one’s case stripped of its markings and repainted flat black: the joke on the keypad is gone and the screen sits blank in its bezel.…DPR4 authors2
Bomb Love C4C4 BombA white repaint with BOMB LOVE lettered twice across the block, once straight and once with a smiley after it. Nothing else on the skin: no…NNeXoN693
VelociraptorChickensA raptor prowling the market, which is closer to a chicken’s actual ancestry than most of this category. The best animated model here: five…DJ2 authors3
Def_one C4 on CS:S HandsC4 BombThe same case as Def_one’s bomb, wiped down to plain dark grey: the joke legend is gone from the keypad and the screen bezel, and the hands…DPR4 authors5
Weapons and EquipmentChickensA pile of the game’s own guns and gear stacked where the chicken stood, put together in MilkShape as the author’s first job in the program.…CCadeOpreto5
TornadoChickensA spinning tornado standing in the market, with debris caught in the funnel. Model, textures and animation are all the author’s. By far the…AAonikenk5
Fallen HostageChickensA hostage lying on the ground in the chicken’s place, hacked together from the game’s own scientist model. Two poses come in the archive,…CCadeOpreto7
CatChickensThe cat that started the run of cat chickens on this category, ported and given a reversed death sound by its author. 538 polygons on 22…XX RaY7
CowChickensA cow standing among the market stalls, with its own gibs and sound so nothing about the death gives the chicken away. 386 polygons on a…GGhost62367110
HeadcrabChickensThe headcrab from Half-Life crawling around the market. It uses the chicken’s peck slot, so it twitches in place the way the bird did. 1331…AAnkh14
Huge SpiderChickensA large spider filling the spot the chicken used to occupy, big enough to change how the corner of the market reads. 2610 polygons across…AU2 authors13
Chicken Carrying a BombChickensThe stock bird with a C4 strapped on, which turns the harmless market chicken into something you look at twice. A model hack: 1284 polygons…SA2 authors14
Maybach 62S ZeppelinChickensA luxury sedan parked in the middle of the market, at roughly chicken scale, which is what makes it funny. 716 polygons and a single…GGhost62367112
Half-Life RatChickensThe rat that runs along the corridors of Black Mesa, moved into the chicken slot without changes to the artwork. 224 polygons across 31…VVALVe18
SkullChickensA skull lying on the cobbles instead of the bird, put together from stock Valve content. The whole set is replaced: an 86-polygon skull, a…RRacoon13
Chicken Cut OutChickensA flat cardboard cut-out of a chicken propped up where the live one used to be. The author’s line is that the bird got smart, left a…[[Kokorov]21
Rubbish BagChickensA rubbish bag in the chicken’s place. The joke is in the debris: burst it and out come cans, paper scraps, food and the Heavy’s sandwich…GGhost62367129
Bomb PileChickensA heap of explosives where the chicken used to be, which makes shooting it a rather different decision. 148 polygons on a 128×124 texture,…AALECCSANDAR15
Worms GravestoneChickensThe gravestone that marks a dead worm in the Worms games, standing in the Italian market. Model, skin and animation were all made for this…Eel-pepi22
Huge CZ BackpackBackpackThe brown leather bomb pack from Condition Zero, scaled to three times its normal size so a dropped bomb is easier to find on the ground.…Mmanschopanscho19
Asiimov C4C4 BombThe stock bomb repainted in the white, orange and black of the Asiimov finish. Valve never applied Asiimov to the C4 in any of its games,…BBOLTEX24
Cat RetexturesChickensThree coats for the cat that replaces the chicken: white with blue socks, white with red socks, and a bonus skin. The cat model itself…RX2 authors20
Half-Life PlantChickensA shrub converted from stock Valve content, put where the chicken stands. The author is upfront that the modelling is not his: the work is…Mmebagamer17
