TornadoChickensA spinning tornado standing in the market, with debris caught in the funnel. Model, textures and animation are all the author’s. By far the…AAonikenk5
Fallen HostageChickensA hostage lying on the ground in the chicken’s place, hacked together from the game’s own scientist model. Two poses come in the archive,…CCadeOpreto8
CatChickensThe cat that started the run of cat chickens on this category, ported and given a reversed death sound by its author. 538 polygons on 22…XX RaY9
KirbyChickensNintendo’s pink puffball in the market, bobbing on the spot where the chicken used to peck. 529 polygons on 11 bones with a 256×256 texture…Eel-pepi11
CowChickensA cow standing among the market stalls, with its own gibs and sound so nothing about the death gives the chicken away. 386 polygons on a…GGhost62367110
Little GorillaChickensA gorilla sitting where the chicken pecked, and the heaviest model in this batch by a wide margin. 5632 polygons on a 768×384 texture, more…MK2 authors11
Spinning GlobeChickensA globe turning on its stand in the market. The model came from another author; the work here is the animation that makes it spin. 1608…TR2 authors13
WatermelonChickensA watermelon sitting among the market stalls, which is about the least suspicious thing that could stand there. 1402 polygons and five…Ppayampap14
HeadcrabChickensThe headcrab from Half-Life crawling around the market. It uses the chicken’s peck slot, so it twitches in place the way the bird did. 1331…AAnkh14
PumbaaChickensThe warthog from The Lion King, by way of a Kingdom Hearts model, standing in the middle of an Italian market. 2592 polygons on a 512×512…KC2 authors14
Black HenChickensA black hen with a red comb replacing the white bird, on a heavier mesh than the usual repaints use. 994 polygons and a 512×512 texture,…RM2 authors14
Barcelona ChickenChickensThe chicken wearing the blue and garnet stripes of FC Barcelona, painted straight onto the stock skin. Nothing beyond the texture changes:…TTheFumers11
Huge SpiderChickensA large spider filling the spot the chicken used to occupy, big enough to change how the corner of the market reads. 2610 polygons across…AU2 authors16
Table with Weapons and GearChickensA wooden table laid out with an AK-47, an M3, a backpack and a vest, in the middle of the market where the bird once pecked. The author’s…TTrool Face13
Vending MachineChickensThe soda machine from Black Mesa, standing in the market where the chicken used to be. Nobody is going to buy anything from it, but it…TTrool Face14
Golden Desert EagleChickensA gold-plated Desert Eagle lying where the chicken pecks, built on Hav0c’s well-known weapon model. The heaviest build in this category’s…:H2 authors14
Sleeping Valet from GTA San AndreasChickensA character converted straight out of GTA San Andreas, asleep on the ground in the chicken’s place. 1070 polygons on a 128×256 texture,…NNate-tion-11
Leopard ChickenChickensLeopard spots painted over the chicken, with the feathers recoloured brown so the debris matches the coat. The bird keeps its stock 257…Eepicraul12316
Gnome ChompskiChickensThe garden gnome players carried across all of Left 4 Dead 2 for an achievement, now standing in the Italian market. It was the porter’s…AAlkotok16
Flying GoombaChickensThe winged Goomba from the Super Mario games, hopping and lifting off where the chicken used to walk. The author modelled, skinned and…PPyroManiaC11
Chicken Carrying a BombChickensThe stock bird with a C4 strapped on, which turns the harmless market chicken into something you look at twice. A model hack: 1284 polygons…SA2 authors14
Maybach 62S ZeppelinChickensA luxury sedan parked in the middle of the market, at roughly chicken scale, which is what makes it funny. 716 polygons and a single…GGhost62367112
Half-Life RatChickensThe rat that runs along the corridors of Black Mesa, moved into the chicken slot without changes to the artwork. 224 polygons across 31…VVALVe18
